Lawyer Jokes

Q: What's the difference between a bankrupt attorney and a pigeon?

A: The pigeon can still make a deposit on a Mercedes.

Q: Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

A: No? Good!

Q: How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

A: Other lawyers look interested.

Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

A: Cut the rope.

Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None, they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.

Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

A: Not enough sand.